This is how I react when people post recipes for pasta that just uses thin slices of zucchini or carrots instead of pasta and still call it a pasta dish. That is false advertising.

(Source: totalparksandrec, via witch-boots)

I do not know why,

But that Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercial is the funniest thing in the world to me. Do you suppose that he thinks the Lincoln MKV is an alright alright alright car?

(Source: lickycat, via crazedcunt)

lalalovelost:

Happy Halloween from Louie 😋 #cute #hedgehog #halloween #witch #hat

lalalovelost:

Happy Halloween from Louie 😋
#cute #hedgehog #halloween #witch #hat

(via thecutestofthecute)

AND JUST LIKE JAMES I’LL BE DRINKING IRISH TONIGHT

AND THE MEMORY OF HIS LAST WORK WEEK WILL BE GONE FOREVER

EVELYN, I’M NOT COMING HOME TONIGHT

(Source: dogvvoods, via pullbackthereins)

fyeahthrillingadventurehour:

gouletniac:

Probably my greatest joy in life comes from Acker & Blacker’s Beyond Belief. I showed my amorous adoration previously on this tumblah with the fanart I did last summer (which, waggles eyebrows, might actually become a print featured at their shows) but my latest labor of nerd love has been to legofy my favoritest of sousy supernatural sleuths. I’m probably a little TOO proud of this considering I’m a 32 year old adult male, but as Will Ferrell said, that age 14 label on the Lego box is just a suggestion. Now, who the devil at Lego do I need to petition to get a penthouse playset build for these two and their friends and foes?

I WOULD WATCH THIS LEGO MOVIE! *clink!*

(via fyeahthrillingadventurehour)

librarianpirate:

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

apatosaurus

librarianpirate:

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

apatosaurus

sleepygloomy:

can anybody tell me why God won’t speak to me,
why Jesus never called on me to part the fucking seas? 
why death is easier than living,
you can be almost anything
when you’re on your fucking knees.
not today
not my son, not my family
not while walking is still honest and you haven’t given up on me.

(via pullbackthereins)