iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

(via laceypanties)

If you were a murderer, what would your nickname be? Mine would be “The Gardener”, ’cause I’d always leave a rose at the scene of the crime.

(Source: newfluffytown, via bigmouthsparesagain)

PRAISE GOD AND PASS THE BOTTLE OF BEAM
'CAUSE TONIGHT I CAN'T SEEM TO SAY WHAT I MEAN
DON’T KNOW IF I WOULD EVEN IF I COULD AMEN

(Source: party-wok, via takelotswithalcohol)

drawbrandondraw:

Comics bud Zac Gorman began putting together a Frasier zine a while ago. Progress is slow-going, but I talked to him and he said it would be cool to share my comic so here you go.

(via shmemson)

I need a dog to hug and a whole week off of work where I get paid to not be there and no one from work contacts me in any other way except my work email that I do not have to check while I am not getting paid.

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

(via herr-lucifer)

Booourns.

I found a job listing I am PERFECT for.  I finally had time today to work on cover letters and stuff.  I finished my cover letter outline and went to type  it into the application site and the job listing had disappeared. 

Everything is pointless.

These are my general feelings towards Taco Bell right now.  I would gladly purchase food from their restaurant right now but they closed their lobby at 10 pm.  The drive thru is still open until 2am.  At Taco Bell.  That is DUI fuel if I have ever seen it.

These are my general feelings towards Taco Bell right now. I would gladly purchase food from their restaurant right now but they closed their lobby at 10 pm. The drive thru is still open until 2am. At Taco Bell. That is DUI fuel if I have ever seen it.

Look at Captain Moneylegs over here.

Look at Captain Moneylegs over here.