Fat girls on tumblr changed my life. Thank you.
If we can make it through an eight hour line to pay our last respects at Hot Doug’s, we can make it through this super busy and hectic work week in order to go to DisneyWorld.
Buying that little bottle of bourbon to pour in my soda at the theater last night might have been a mistake.
I need to drag myself to Dunkin Donuts for a breakfast sandwich before I desperate hangover inhale my last ever Hot Doug’s hot dog, which I am planning on savoring.
I am very comfortably drunk and I finally saw Guardians of the Galaxy.
Sometimes life is pretty cool